Very good, even very good...
But how did you old thug turn into a modern DJ?
You know...
I went to the job market...
They said to me, that at the moment there are no job offerings except for DJs
And you know...
Well, that job...
Nobody wants that job
Because you have to be awake all night and play music for retards...
And look how they...
Wrestle
I'm telling you honestly, you know...
I don't...
I don't give a fuck...
Relax, relax, relax...
We continue
I don't honestly give a fuck, I can sleep in the daytime if I want. Watching retards makes me laugh...
And the music they like...
That dosen't bother me at all
Because, like you already know...
(Fuck)...
I'm deaf from drinking methanol anyway
I don't hear anything anyway
But...
But what music are you playing?...
Where do you get your discs?
What are you saying?
What music are you playing?!...
Where do you get your discs?!
Trees?
I'm asking...
What music...
What music do you play Haista?
Where do you get your discs?
Oh, yeah, yeah...
We hid the discs...
They were in the summerhouse in 1976
Don't talk about made up stories...
I'm asking, where you get your discs from, what are you playing?
What I'm playing?
Oh...
Discs?
Yes, yes, yes...
The ones I'm playing...
I mean here...
Here...
All prestigous DJs play their music from vinyls
There's nothing else to it
Regular people right?....
Buy their music from CDs, but us DJs go through dumpsters everyday, we are looking if new music has appeard
Look, I have here...
Look...
Entire...
New fucking collection of vinyls
(Names some of the vinyls he's collected)
Then I play some vinyls from some Italian so...
Well fuck...
With varying sucsess...
I mix...
And scratch
(Fuck)...
You Tom of Estland have...
Lived your entire life in clubs...
Tell me when was the last time you saw sunlight?
Well, the last time I saw...
The beautiful sun in...
(Says the place)
Very stylish recording...
But sadly here we don't see such stylish recordings
I think the reason here is pretty simple....
We just don't know how to properly make it
I have...
Very often said...
That...
The new milleniums sun should actually be pale and...
And...
And well with blue rays
Well...
It's very intresting what you just said, but what don't you like about Estonia?
Oh god...
I don't like a lot of things here...
Let's take our club culture...
It's very lame...
In London's clubs...
For example can gentlemen peacefully eat lunch...
Talk with each other...
They will be given cigars
You could safely sleep there and...
Play cards...
Women aren't even allowed there by the way
They aren't allowed in the club
I had a lucky coincidence
(Says where he was)
(Inaudible)
And...
They were not even playing some sort of music...
They didn't dance...
Old respectable gentlemen were drinking tea...
And drinking whisky
But let's look at what's going on here...
It's disgusting
Some lame...
DJs...
Then...
Lame music...
Lame...
Men and lame women and...
And everything
And everyone is wearing so lame clothes
Lame
But it's intresting...
How then...
What clothes should people wear?
Could you explain Tom of Estland
Well...
There is only one main principle...
Who...
Hides their body...
Should be considered as a criminal...
If you wear a maika
Then it should cut into the skin
If there is pants, it should be thight so that you couldn't wear them properly but, every...
Every fucking bastard who wears big pants is...
I don't know...
Should be killed
So...
But...
It seems like it is a complete beauty terror
Of course...
In the end they don't need any mercy
For those bastards who wear old formal clothes
Every man who wears a suit...
I'm telling you honestly...
Is my personal enemy
Look at him for fucking example
Look at him
Someone like you...
Should be beat up
What's wrong?
Why aren't you wearing sneakers?
Listen, I'm not entitled to answer such queastions...
But I will answer anyway...
In sneakers...
Your feet will start rotting...
And melt...
But a good old leather shoe...
Is a true dancing shoe
Come here, I will forcefully put those sneakers on you
What?!
Did you understand?
What?!
I will forcefully put those sneakers...